birds are lucky because they get to attend concerts for free
you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner
Our history teacher is making us create our own country, so we did this.
my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot
they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat
so whenever they see my mom
laughed for a solid five minutes
behaviorism gone wrong
Pavlov is laughing in his grave
…so…. sometimes I take snapchats of my dog and… well… yeah. this happens.
THIS IS BRILLIANT WHY ISN’T THERE LIKE 100K+ NOTES ON THIS